Just made up a really delicious mock Caesar salad. Why "mock"? Because I left out the anchovies. Why leave out the anchovies? Because hairy, greasy fish just ain't my thang.
OK, let's do this:
Fishless Caesar
total time 5 min
for the dressing:
1/4 c mayo
2 t mustard
3 cloves garlic, minced
juice from 1 lemon
1 t soy sauce
cracked black pepper
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Romaine lettuce, chopped
these croutons
handful of parmesan cheese, shredded
Combine the dressing ingredients and toss over lettuce and croutons. Sprinkle with cheese. (Were these instructions necessary?.....)