It's Radicchulously Good

Yuk yuk yuk.  That was a terrible pun.  Please accept the following recipe with my sincerest apologies.

OK, let's do this:

Stupid Easy Grilled Radicchio*:
makes 6-8 servings
total time 8 min

1 head of radicchio
1-2 T olive oil
3 T balsamic vinegar, reduced
coarse sea salt

Fire up the grill.  While the grill is warming up, reduce the vinegar.  I'm not even going to tell you how to do it.  Again.  We've been over this, people.

Cut the head of radicchio into 6 or 8 wedges, making sure to keep a little of the core intact on each wedge, otherwise it will fall apart.

Drizzle the wedges with olive oil and grill 3-4 min on each side.  Fan out on a plate and drizzle with balsamic reduction and sprinkle with sea salt.

  * adapted from a recipe by chef Don Dickman

How to Win Friends & Influence People:

Grill fruit.

Seriously, that's all it takes.  Well, that and a nice rack.
 

OK, let's do this:

Stupid Easy Grilled Apricot Hors d'oeuvre
makes about 20 pieces
total time 20 min

4 apricots, ripe, but not too ripe
fresh mozzarella
2 slices of red onion (don't separate the rings)
1 T olive oil
3 T balsamic vinegar, reduced
 salt, pepper
large basil leaves

Fire up the grill to med/high. Don't have a grill?  Use a frying pan - you just wont get the grill marks.

Slice the apricots and onion and toss in the olive oil, salt and pepper.  Set aside.

 

Reduce the vinegar over medium heat (about 4 min).

Grill the apricots and onions for about 3 minutes on each side, or until they get the pretty grill marks.  Remove from heat.

Cut the grilled onion into smaller pieces and separate the rings so that you have approximately 2 inch long pieces.

Place a piece of onion on the basil leaf, then a piece of fresh mozzarella, then the apricot, then drizzle with the balsamic reduction.

 

You say "Tomato," I say "Shut up and eat"

After 11 grueling days of winter, I'm finally starting to see really beautiful tomatoes at my little farmers' market.  You know what that means?...... It's caprese time, bitches!

OK, let's do this:

Mozzarealla Caprese
total time 5 min


really good tomatoes, sliced
really good fresh mozzarella, sliced and then torn into bite size pieces
roasted bell peppers (from a jar is fine), cut into bite sized pieces
basil, chopped
olive oil for drizzling
3-4 T balsamic vinegar
salt & pepper

Heat the balsamic in a pan over low heat until it steams - allow to reduce for a few minutes and remove from heat.

Meanwhile, arrange the cheese, tomatoes, peppers and basil in alternating layers.  Drizzle with the olive oil and vinegar reduction.  Sprinkle with salt and pepper.  Sit back and enjoy the fact that you finally found a use for that weirdly shaped plate you registered for.

Beet It! Just Beet It!

Well darlings, Thanksgiving is over so that means it's salad time until we all drop the 3lbs we gained over the weekend.  I'm saying "we" because you guys gained that much, too, right?  RIGHT?!

OK, let's do this:

Beet Salad with Orange and Fennel
makes 6 servings
prep time 2 min, total time 30 min-ish

1 bunch beets, any color, leaves & stems removed
1 t orange zest
1 navel orange
1/4 c balsamic vinegar
2 T olive oil
salt & pepper, to taste
6 handfuls lettuce
1/2 small fennel bulb, sliced thinly on your awesome new slicer
handful of goat cheese, optional

Bring a pot of water to a boil and boil the beets until fork tender (cooking time will vary based on how big the beets are).  Once they're done, run them under some cold water and slip the skins right off.  It's fun!  And slimy!  Cut into bite-sized chunks and set aside to cool.

Meanwhile, zest the orange and set the zest aside.

Next you're going to supreme the orange.

You: "What!  I don't know what the hell that means!"
Me: "Chill out, freak."

All supreming means is that you're going to get all the pith (white part) and peel off the citrus sections.


Here's how:
Cut the top and bottom off with a sharp knife.  Put a flat side down on the cutting board and use the knife to cut the peel and pith off, top to bottom.  You'll lose a little pulp, but if you work in small sections you can minimize it.

Next you're going to hold the peeled orange in one hand over a bowl and carefully cut between the membranes to remove just the yummy pulp section with no membrane or white stuff.

Congratulations!  You're a Supreme Stud(-ette)!

Pour the juice that was collected in the bowl into a small pot or pan and add the vinegar and zest.  Bring to a simmer and reduce to about 1/3 the original amount. Remove from the heat and set aside.

You just made balsamic/orange reduction!!


Now toss the beets,  orange sections, fennel slices and lettuce in the olive oil, salt & pepper.  Arrange in a little pile on a plate and drizzle with the balsamic/orange reduction.  Sprinkle with goat cheese if using (I wasn't, but only because I didn't have any).

Bonus points:  chop a little of the fennel greens and sprinkle on.

Today's lessons that apply to other recipes:
Making a reduction
Supreming citrus

You have learned so much today!  Go have a glass or six of wine - you've earned it.

Weekend Calorie Splurge: Sorbet With Berry Balsamic Topping

This splurge is not too indulgent calorie-wise.  Come to think of it, it does have balsamic vinegar in it.....let's just consider this one a salad.

OK, let's do this:

Balsamic Sorbet Topping
Total hands on time 8 min, chill time 5 min
makes about 6 servings


1/4 c balsamic vinegar
1 ish cup of frozen mixed berries
2 T maple syrup or agave nectar
1 cap full of vanilla (use the cap from the vanilla bottle)

Your favorite flavored sorbet (lemon, coconut or vanilla is awesome)

Combine all ingredients in a small pan over medium heat and simmer for about 10 minutes.  Allow it to chill in the freezer for a few minutes so it doesn't melt the sorbet.  Pour over sorbet.  Boom.  Done.